A prayer to Diana, Patron Saint of Age-Appropriate Fashion - after attending a Bruce Springsteen concert and seeing many people around my age in various disastrous outfits...
Dear Diana, (don't worry, we know how to pronounce your name properly)
Oh Diana, may we never forget that Brooks Brothers makes a reasonably priced white shirt for women - may we buy several.
Glorious Diana, I know thou wasn't really one for jeans but thou did not live in Texas so please help us to spend a few bucks on a good and properly fitting pair of jeans.
Oh gracious Diana, we pray for you to always let us remember that that was then and this is now.
Diana, we beseech you to never let this happen to us.
Oh great Diana, we fervently hope that the ladies of a certain age are buying those concert t-shirts as gifts for someone else.
Diana, we humbly thank you for letting us knoweth that this is a great outfit...
Dear Diana we pray to always remember that leather pants are not a good idea. It's different for Patti, she's married to Bruce and she's on stage.
Great and wonderful Diana, may we always remember to cover our butts - literally. Tunics are our friends.
And finally, always and forever, Diana, we thank you for black. Amen.